A Pain in the Butt

"I'm not feeling well today". "Oh" Backs up a step. "No, don't worry, it's just my Crohn's. Not contagious" "Oh, what's Crohn's?" Sigh. 

Crohn's disease is an autoimmune disease that affects the digestive system causing inflammation occurring at any location of the digestive system. Symptoms include but are not inclusive nor limited to:  increased inflammatory markers in blood work, decreased appetite, malnutrition, weight loss, blood loss, fatigue, joint pain, red eyes, sore eyes, head aches, increased frequency in bowel movements, increased urgency in bowel movements, pain, lots of pain, more pain, and diarrhea.

Sexy.

Somewhere between me finishing elementary school and starting junior high (awkward stage for any adolescent at BEST) my immune system got confused. The poor thing was probably trying to figure out what fashion was, how to get boys to notice me or not notice me, panicking at the impending thought of being a teenager and totally thought that my digestive system was a threat to my survival. It launched a full blown attack, like that scene in Braveheart right after all the scots show their butts. It was brutal, but that will be another post in and of itself. 

Regardless, the primary symptoms I exhibit of my Crohn's is pain in my left lower quadrant (that lower quarter of my stomach on the left), increased frequency in bowel movements, increased urgency in bowel movements, fatigue, and diarrhea. My disease is primarily located in my stomach, ileum, and pretty much my whole colon. I've also had episceritis which is an inflammation of the white part of my eyes. 

This is what Crohn's disease is to me. Literally a shitty disease. A pain in the butt.