"It's been a week since I showered" "Really!?! I can't even tell"
When I was in the hospital I had a number of things attached to me post surgery. I had a catheter, a rectal drain, two IVs, oxygen, and a drain. I basically was an octopus, so there was no showering for a while.
What did I do to make myself seem less of a disgusting mess while not showering for a while? I'll tell you.
1. The Miracle of the Bird Bath
Well, this is pretty self explanatory, but you get a face cloth (or several) dip it in hot water, and scrub your smelly bits. I'm talking armpits, under the boobs, groinal...
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2. Antiperspirant
I'm sorry, but I don't care if you're all natural, and don't like the idea of shutting off your sweats, but if you're going more than 3 days without a shower, you need some 24/7 protection.
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| She's got the right idea! |
3. The Bun and the Band
Once your hair gets greasy, there isn't any saving it. You can use dry shampoo for a day or so, but honestly the product builds up and works against you. My go-to greasy hair cover up is a top knot and a stretchy headband. It works wonders and keeps your guests from thinking you're completely gone.
